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The 30th Golden Raspberry Award Winners

For those of you who don’t know, the Golden Raspberry Awards (aka Razzies) is an annual award ceremony held in Los Angeles to recognize the worst in film.  The ceremony was founded in 1981.  The award show, which took place this past weekend, looked at the worst films and performances of 2009 and surprisingly, except for one, I agree with them all.  So without wasting any more of your time please find below the categories, the nominees and the winners highlighted in bold.  Thankfully, Miss Fox was spared this year, but Sienna…my heart goes out to you. 

 

Worst Picture:

All About Steve (20th Century Fox)
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (Paramount/Hasbro)
Land of the Lost (Universal) (This definitely would have been my choice!)
Old Dogs (Disney)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Dreamworks/Paramount)

 

Worst Actor:

Will Ferrell, Land of the Lost
Steve Martin, Pink Panther 2
Eddie Murphy, Imagine That
John Travolta, Old Dogs
All Three Jonas Brothers, Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience

 

Worst Actress:

Beyonce, Obsessed (I actually liked this movie)
Sandra Bullock, All About Steve
Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie (c’mon…give it to her!)
Megan Fox, Jennifer’s Body and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (phew!)
Sarah Jessica Parker, Did You Hear About the Morgans?

 

Worst Supporting Actor:

Billy Ray Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
Hugh Hefner (as himself), Miss March
Robert Pattinson, Twilight Saga: New Moon
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), Land of the Lost
Marlon Wayans, G.I. Joe

 

Worst Supporting Actress:

Candice Bergen, Bride Wars
Ali Larter, Obsessed (she did good here IMO)
Sienna Miller, G.I. Joe (Are you kidding me!  C’mon!)
Kelly Preston, Old Dogs
Julie White (as Mom), Trannies, Too

 

Worst Screen Couple:

Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience
Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper, All About Steve (despite how much I hated this film their performances were good)
Will Ferrell & Any Co-Star, Creature, or Comic Riff, Land of the Lost
Shia LaBeouf & EITHER Megan Fox OR Any Transformer, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Kristen Stewart & EITHER Robert Pattinson OR Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, Twilight Saga: New Moon

 

Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel:

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Pink Panther 2
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Twilight Saga: New Moon

 

Worst Director:

Michael Bay, Trannies, Too
Walt Becker, Old Dogs
Brad Silberling, Land of the Lost
Stephen Sommers, G.I. Joe
Phil Traill, All About Steve

 

Worst Screenplay:

All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (I need to get my hands on this)
Twilight Saga: New Moon

 
So there you have it folks.  Whether you agree or not feel free to chime in below.  At least Jessica Alba was spared this year.  Although I think the fact that she wasn’t in a 2009 feature probably had something to do with it.  Until next year!