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‘Lincoln’ Lincoln, What You Thinkin’, Those Vampires Have Blood They’re Drinkin’

There is a certain level of expectancy when seeing a movie like this.  I was first made aware of this bizarre sounding mash-up idea a little over a year ago.  The film is based on a book by Seth Grahame-Smith (who also served as the film’s screenwriter), which became a bestseller.  I read the book based on recommendations and obvious intrigue, due to the fact that it’s called Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, and I found it to be a really interesting read in the way it told a tale that involved vampires, while clearly being well-researched in the way it tied story elements into historical events.  Unfortunately, the film represents little that was seen in the book, which would not be a bad thing, except for the fact that the movie is not very good on its own.  There is some fun to be had in the campy/stylized way the vampire hunting action is portrayed, but all of the other clunky aspects make it feel like just another generic action movie that happens to be set in a particular time period, with a layer of the supernatural to help distinguish it. Continue reading ‘‘Lincoln’ Lincoln, What You Thinkin’, Those Vampires Have Blood They’re Drinkin’’

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Seeking a Friend for the End of the World – Just Seen It Movie Review

The end of the world is truly at hand as a massive meteor speeds toward earth. So Dodge decides to seek out high school sweetheart with the help of his neighbor, Penny. Instead, Dodge decides to get Penny back to her parents. This dramedy starts Steve CarellKeira Knightley and Melanie Lynskey. It was written and directed by Lorene Scafaria. Produced by Steve Golin, Joy Gorman, Steven Rales and Mark Roybal. Follow us on Twitter: @justseenit Continue reading ‘Seeking a Friend for the End of the World – Just Seen It Movie Review’

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People Like Us – Just Seen It Movie Review

After his estranged father dies, Sam is tasked with delivering 150 thousand dollars in cash to someone he has never met. He soon discovers that the someone is a sister and nephew he never knew he had. Torn between keeping the money, and telling his sister the truth, Sam must decide the right thing to do. This drama stars Chris PineElizabeth Banks and Michelle Pfeiffer. It is directed by Alex Kurtzman. Written by Alex Kurtzman, Jody Lambert and Roberto Orci. Produced by Bobby Cohen, Roberto Orci, and Clayton Townsend. Follow us on  Twitter: @justseenit  Continue reading ‘People Like Us – Just Seen It Movie Review’

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Interviews with Moonrise Kingdom Cast & Director Wes Anderson

Show Runner David interviews the stars of Moonrise Kingdom Jared Gilman and Kara Hayward, along with narrator Bob Balaban and director Wes Anderson. This dramedy adventure stars Jared Gilman, Kara Hayward, Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Bill Murray, and Frances McDormand. It is directed by Wes Anderson and written by Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola. Produced by Wes Anderson, Jeremy Dawson, Steven M. Rales and Scott Rudin.Follow us on Twitter: @justseenit
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‘Rock of Ages’ Rocks it Out

What do you do with a successful off-Broadway musical from 2005?  You take it to Broadway.  What happens after it’s a hit there?  Why, make it a movie, of course! In its live production form, Rock of Ages debuted 7 years ago in Los Angeles and after eventually transitioning to Broadway, the much-heralded concept hit the big screen this past weekend with some serious name-dropping in the cast. But did the film’s pop equal it’s payroll?

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‘Prometheus’ Brings Fire For All To Question

It must be difficult to approach a film like this from the perspective of a filmmaker who has done previous, similar work that is now considered a classic.  It must also be difficult for someone to go in and see a film like this, knowing what one knows about said classic, the filmmaker, and the pedigree of people involved in its making.  Prometheus is a film that began as a prequel to Alien, only to evolve into something different, yet still shares the same universe.  It marks the return of director Ridley Scott to the realm of science fiction, but it certainly does not seem like he has run out of ideas.  On the contrary, the biggest problem that he and his screenwriters have is the fact that Prometheus, while a visually gorgeous spectacle, is too full of ideas and too ambitious for its own good. Continue reading ‘‘Prometheus’ Brings Fire For All To Question’

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Prometheus: The Truth Is Out There OR Is It? (Movie Review)

If I had to rank my Top 3 “Most Anticipated” Films of 2012, Prometheus would have been a gut wrenching #4 choice.  It’s not that I wasn’t really looking forward to it, but nothing will ever top my love for the Nolan’s Batman series, which I considered masterpieces, and Seth Grahame-Smith’s literary mash-up work, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.  And oh yeah, there was that small tribe of insignificant Marvel superheroes too.  What were they called?  Oh yeah!  The Avengers!  So to say Prometheus didn’t have a little competition this year would be like saying peanut butter and chocolate don’t go together, BECAUSE THEY DO!  One thing’s for certain ladies and gents, I was on the edge of my seat waiting for Prometheus to start rolling last Thursday night.  I could not wait to take it all in…the science fiction…the breathtaking landscapes…and the ALIEN(s).  Oops!  Did I say too much?  Come on, we’re all adults here.  Let’s play nice.  I promise, to keep this review spoiler-free.  So let’s get this party started!  What say you? Continue reading ‘Prometheus: The Truth Is Out There OR Is It? (Movie Review)’

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Prometheus – Tastes Great, Less Filling (Movie Review)

Ridley Scott, director of’ Alien and Blade Runner, returns to the genre he helped define. With PROMETHEUS, he creates a new mythology, in which a team of explorers discover a clue to the origins of mankind on Earth, leading them on a mysterious journey to the darkest corners of the universe.  There, they must fight a terrifying battle to save the future of the human race and to discover the intentions of an alien race who may or may not have mankind’s best interest in their plans. Continue reading ‘Prometheus – Tastes Great, Less Filling (Movie Review)’

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Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted – The New York Giants Are Back!!!

This animated action adventure Madagascar 3, the third movie in the series, is by far my favorite.  It manages to effectively deliver laughs and enough exciting adventures to keep all the little ones entertained and giggling throughout its 95-minute run time.  What a fun 3D summer movie for the whole family to see!  I would totally go see it a second time!!  Once again directed by Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath with the addition of Conrad Vernon, the series seems to be getting better with each movie.  Looking for a way back to the New York Zoo, Alex the Lion (Ben Stiller), Marty the Zebra (Chris Rock), Melman the Giraffe (David Schwimmer) and Gloria the Hippopotamus (Jada Pinkett-Smith) set out after escaping Africa.  They have been left behind by the penguins and chimps as they need to obtain funds for their journey home.  However, the penguins and chimps have a scam to win the money at a casino.  Alex gets tired of waiting for them to return and decides that they need to go after them. Continue reading ‘Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted – The New York Giants Are Back!!!’

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Prometheus – Just Seen It Movie Review

Ancient ruins are discovered with a map to an alien world.  Believing it to be the origins of humanity, a team sets of to find the alien home planet.  But after they land, they discover they may have imperiled humankind. Starring Noomi RapaceLogan Marshall-Green, Idris Elba, Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender.Directed by Ridley Scott and written by  Jon Spaihts and Damon Lindelof. Produced by David Giler, Walter Hill, Ridley Scott, Tony Scott.

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Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted – Just Seen It Movie Review

Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman are still trying to get back to their home in the Big Apple. But they must first go to Monte Carlo to track down the pesky penguins.  Together with their friends, they navigate Europe as a travelling circus. This animated comedy stars the voices of Ben StillerJada Pinkett Smith and Chris Rock and David Schwimmer. Directed by Eric DarnellTom McGrath and Conrad Vernon and written by Eric Darnell and Noah Baumbach. Produced by Mark Swift and Mireille Soria.

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Snow White and The Huntsman – Just Seen It Movie Review

The evil queen, jealous of Snow White, decides that Snow White must die. But the Huntsman sent by the queen to kill her cannot murder the innocent girl. Instead, he trains her to become a warrior who will threaten the queen’s reign. This Dark Fairy Tale Drama  stars Kristen StewartChris Hemsworth and Charlize Theron. it was directed by Rupert Sanders and written by Evan Daugherty, John Lee Hancock and Hossein Amini.Produced By Sam Mercer, Palak Patel and Joe Roth. Continue reading ‘Snow White and The Huntsman – Just Seen It Movie Review’

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Men In Black 3 – Just Seen It Movie Review

An alien criminal kills a Agent K in 1969, altering history and the Agency. So Agent J travels back in time to 1969 to stop the murder. Together with a young Agent K, they fight to save the Agency and the Earth. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones return to reprise their roles along with Josh Brolin as a young Agent K. Barry Sonnenfeld also returns as director. Written by Etan Cohen based on the graphic novel by Lowell Cunningham. Produced by Laurie MacDonald and Walter F. Parkes. Continue reading ‘Men In Black 3 – Just Seen It Movie Review’

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For Greater Glory – Just Seen It Movie Review

In 1926, the government of Mexico attempts to secularize the country. As the Federales murder clergymen, a priest and a retired general join forces to start a rebellion. Together, they fight for religious freedom. Directed by Dean Wright, this historical drama stars Andy GarciaOscar Isaac, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Eva Longoria and Mauricio Kuri. Michael Love wrote the screenplay and it was produced by Pablo Jose Barroso. Continue reading ‘For Greater Glory – Just Seen It Movie Review’

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Chernobyl Diaries – Just Seen It Movie Review

Six tourists and a guide travel to a Russian city poisoned by the Chernobyl nuclear accident. But as they become stranded, they discover they are being hunted. Unable to flee, they must fight for their lives against a secret terror. This horror movie stars Jesse McCartneyJonathan Sadowski and Olivia Dudley and was directed by Bradley Parker. Shane Van Dyke and Carey Van Dyke wrote the screenplay and  the movie was produced by Oren Peli and Brian Witten. Continue reading ‘Chernobyl Diaries – Just Seen It Movie Review’

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‘Snow White’ Goes Dark

Given the visual wonderment seen throughout this darker take on the Snow White fairy tale, it is too bad there is not more to praise in other regards.  Snow White and the Huntsman is a fairly empty film that has plenty to show off on the outside, given the high budget and imaginations at work to create rich fantasy worlds, but practically nothing inside when it comes to showing off the characters involved or a story that makes more sense.  This would be less bothersome if the film was at least fun, but it has very little joy to share, instead keeping things quite grim throughout.  Despite good looking visuals and a good looking cast (in more ways than one), Snow White is more or less a bad apple. Continue reading ‘‘Snow White’ Goes Dark’

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‘Piranha’ Doubles The Ds And Lowers The Intelligence

Well I did not think I would be writing a review that would come to the defense of Piranha 3D, but its god-awful sequel Piranha 3DD certainly necessitates some attempt to separate the two.  While one may scoff at the 2010 horror-remake, that film at least knew how to deliver on almost every level that it tried to.  Piranha 3DD fails spectacularly at being anything that resembles horror, comedy, sexy, or basic, intentional entertainment.  The film is only a step or two up from those terrible excuses for parody films (Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie, etc.) and really requires the aid of some friends who want to equally try and make some good out of a film that is so bad.  Still, try as we did, nothing good came from what we saw, as Piranha 3DD only delivered one ‘D’, which stands for dumb. Continue reading ‘‘Piranha’ Doubles The Ds And Lowers The Intelligence’

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Snow White and the Huntsman (Movie Review)

In the epic action-adventure Snow White and the Huntsman, Kristen Stewart (Twilight) plays the only person in the land fairer than the evil queen (Oscar winner Charlize Theron) out to destroy her.  But what the wicked ruler never imagined is that the young woman threatening her reign has been training in the art of war with a huntsman (Chris Hemsworth, Thor) dispatched to kill her.  Sam Claflin (Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides) joins the cast as the prince long enchanted by Snow White’s beauty and power.  The breathtaking new vision of the legendary tale is from Joe Roth, the producer of Alice in Wonderland, producer Sam Mercer (The Sixth Sense) and acclaimed commercial director and state-of-the-art visualist Rupert Sanders.  The second Snow White movie of the year releases on Friday June 1st.  The first, Mirror Mirror, was the lighter side of the story, with Snow White and The Huntsman certainly representing the dark side. Continue reading ‘Snow White and the Huntsman (Movie Review)’

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