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If You Have The “Time”: In Time (Movie Review)

So I somehow managed to double-book myself between press screenings for In Time and The Rum Diaries.  Bummer!  It was a hard decision to make between which one I would ultimately have to pass on.  In Time looked promising in the action department, where as The Rum Diaries features my new favorite, the beautiful Miss Amber Heard.  What’s a guy supposed to do?  I reluctantly chose In Time and graciously let Mary Welms have Johnny Depp all to herself.  I’m such a nice guy sometimes.  It’s a crying shame people don’t see my inner beauty more often.  Instead, they seemingly focus on my skeleton bike jacket and my long sexy hair.  Boo! Continue reading ‘If You Have The “Time”: In Time (Movie Review)’

‘Anonymous’ is Arduous! – Anonymous (Movie Review)

You often hear Hollywood stories of writers, producers, directors, studio heads, and agents all getting involved in a promising movie only to throw every element know to man into it, and ending up with a spoiled cellulose version of Frankenstein.  This is the only explanation for Anonymous that I can find when I arrived in the theater ready for a heavy period piece after suffering through the trailers on TV for the past week, but I had no idea the abyss into which I was heading. Continue reading ‘‘Anonymous’ is Arduous! – Anonymous (Movie Review)’

‘Take Shelter’, A Storm’s A Brewin’

I am giving out a lot of admiration to quiet thrillers lately.  Between Martha Marcy May Marlene and this foreboding drama, one certainly needs to take a breath, sit back, and watch a simple comedy to keep from becoming too distraught in their own lives.  Take Shelter is a very well acted story about a man having visions of impending doom and how he and his family deal with it.  It features fantastic performances from the leads and serves as a direct alternative to many of the “in your face” thrillers that have come out over the year.  While it is another very deliberately paced drama, it is due to the lead actors that I was very drawn into what this film had to offer. Continue reading ‘‘Take Shelter’, A Storm’s A Brewin’’

Captain America: The First Avenger (Blu-ray Review)

Okay, so here we are at last with the final film in the establishing saga of what will bring us an Avengers film next year.  Here is Captain America: The First Avenger. It’s been what, at least half a dozen individual super heroes, give or take, right? We just had Thor, Iron Man & Iron Man 2, The Incredible Hulk, and so forth. I guess it was time to give Captain America his due since he will be the leader of The Avengers; it makes sense. Now the big question is, will Captain America: The First Avenger makes sense of itself? It’s a tall order, but let’s see what we can see as Why So Blu? takes a stab at Captain America: The First Avenger on Blu-ray!  Continue reading ‘Captain America: The First Avenger (Blu-ray Review)’

Attack The Block (Blu-ray Review)

Attack the Block is wholly original and entertaining, believe!  While shot on a low budget with many new and young actors, this film far exceeds similar, recent alien invasion films, due to its wonderful style and confidence one can glean from the filmmaking portrayed here.  Coming from the producers of Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz, Attack the Block is a wonderful blend of sci-fi, horror, action, and comedy that I can easily see as becoming a cult classic. Given that this is the film I have watched the most this year, it is safe to say that I really enjoy it.  Now everyone has the chance to check it out, as it has made its debut onto Blu-ray. Continue reading ‘Attack The Block (Blu-ray Review)’

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (DVD Review)

No doubt remains: a mole has infiltrated the Circus, code name for the British Secret Intelligence Service. It can only be one of four men operating at the very highest level. Sidelined agent George Smiley is covertly tapped to root out the mole, a task that requires a painstaking dig through the double-blind world of Cold War-era espionage and his own past. Alec Guinness brilliantly captures the weary heart and steely soul of John le Carré’s master spy.  Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy was nominated for an Emmy for best miniseries and won two BAFTA Awards, including best actor for Guinness.  The series also stars Ian Richardson, Michael Aldridge, Joss Ackland, Ian Bannen, Ian Bannen, Terence Rigby, Michael Jayston, Hywel Bennett, Anthony Bate, and a memorable cameo by Patrick Stewart, who returns in a larger role for the sequel.  Hailed as one of the finest dramas ever made for television, this 1979 BBC miniseries garnered universal critical acclaim for its stellar ensemble cast, literate writing and intricate plots. Continue reading ‘Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (DVD Review)’

Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (Blu-ray Review)

Don’t ask me why, but I have just concluded reading some prose from William Shakespeare.  Anyone familiar with his writing knows that he liked to write in metaphors.  One such line I just read goes like this, “I cannot do it; yet I’ll hammer it out.”  That’s exactly how us, as reviewers, feel from time-to-time when we are forced with deadlines, an overwhelming amount of material to cover or simply the lack of desire to talk about a particular title we hate.  But Shakespeare is right.  Despite the adverse feeling that grinds mentally in your skull like the gears of your automatic transmission failing, you just have to bear the load, find the “strength to endure” and carry on.  You have to find that proverbial Thor’s hammer and just conquer with it.  And so ladies and gentlemen…that’s exactly what I’m doing here.  I’m laying waste to the land and conquering this review. Continue reading ‘Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (Blu-ray Review)’

Cars 2 3D/2D (Blu-ray Review)

The film features an all-star vocal cast including Owen Wilson who reprises his role as hotshot race-car Lightning McQueen.  Larry the Cable Guy provides the voice of Mater (proprietor of Tow Mater Towing and Salvage), Lightning McQueen’s best friend and the heart and soul of Radiator Springs.  Bonnie Hunt is back as Sally, the baby-blue Porsche 911 Carrera whose motor races for Lightning.  Acclaimed actor Michael Caine makes his Pixar debut as Finn McMissile, a top British spy who mistakes Mater for an undercover American agent with a genius disguise.  Emily Mortimer brings charm, cleverness and cachet as Holley Shiftwell, a rookie field spy who knows every trick in the manual.  Versatile actor John Turturro gives a free-wheeling performance as Francesco Bernoulli, the world-renowned Italian racing champ who is Lightning’s chief rival. Tony Shalhoub, Bruce Campbell, Joe Mantegna, Peter Jacobson, Jason Isaacs, Eddie Izzard, Paul Dooley, Cheech Marin, John Ratzenberger, Franco Nero and Vanessa Redgrave also lend their vocal talents. Continue reading ‘Cars 2 3D/2D (Blu-ray Review)’

Back to the ‘Paranormal’: Part III

It is easier to latch onto some horror series than others.  Much like what people laugh at in comedies, things that can scare someone differ from person to person.  For me, the Paranormal Activity movies have been quite effective, both in the theater and then later at home, when I am left to sleep during the quiet night in my room.  While the initial experimental quality of the first has worn off, along with the simplicity of its plotting, which I really admired, this third entry still effectively makes me worrisome for the things that go bump in the night. Continue reading ‘Back to the ‘Paranormal’: Part III’

A Serbian Film (Blu-ray Review)

How far is too far?  That’s often the question I find myself asking lately in life.  Besides medical or operation scenarios, scenes of graphic war/poverty or innocent animals/humans being tortured, there’s very little that truly offends me, but as luck may have it; my humanity was violated not once, but twice this month.  The first violation occurred with my theatrical viewing of The Human Centipede 2.  Despite my love for the first film, there’s truly no reason for this movie to exist.  It’s gross, wasteful and solely exists for shock value, which after 30 minutes of it, I grew very numb of.  The second, being a native of Ohio, happened just this week in a small town known as Zanesville.  More exotic animals than I care to quantify within this review fell to the lethal arms of the city’s policemen.  Rather than use tranquilizers, most of the animals were all euthanized just because their owner decided to cash out early, and ultimately his pride and joy in life, his exotic animal collection, felt the sharp end of the knife too. Continue reading ‘A Serbian Film (Blu-ray Review)’

‘The Three Musketeers’ Is Junk Food, Like The Candy Bar

It seems like there was one type of phrase that came to mind during the making of this movie:  “This is not your father’s Three Musketeers”.  In the era of blockbuster filmmaking that audiences now live in and in the wake of somewhat self-aware period action films like Pirates of the Caribbean and Sherlock Holmes, the clear logic was to take this latest adaptation of the Alexandre Dumas novel and apply a steampunk-style reinterpretation of the material.  This new adaptation from director Paul W.S. Anderson, who is content with slumming in C-movie filmmaking, is a pure exercise in style-over-substance, filling the screen with excessive explosions, slo-mo, and very campy characters and storytelling (and all filmed in glorious 3D of course).  Strangely, I also have to add that the film is, at times, genuinely entertaining.  There are certainly better ways to appreciate this story, but I can’t deny the small amount of appeal that this film does have. Continue reading ‘‘The Three Musketeers’ Is Junk Food, Like The Candy Bar’

‘Martha Marcy May Marlene’ Is Quietly Chilling

It is not rare to see a new independently made thriller every so often, but it certainly is satisfying to see one that is well acted, rich with intrigue, and full of disturbingly quiet tension.  The tongue twistery-titled film Martha Marcy May Marlene is one that unfolds skillfully, telling a story set within two timelines that involves a young girl’s plight while under the control of a cult and her struggle to assimilate back into normal life after escaping it.  The overall narrative does not supply any more information than it has to and plays out like a slow burn, but there is a strong level tension that boils under the surface and a number of uncomfortable scenes that work very well with the story that is presented.  Along with the breakout work from the lead actress, the rest of the effort to put together Martha Marcy May Marlene was strong enough to have the film creep its way into being one of my favorites of the year. Continue reading ‘‘Martha Marcy May Marlene’ Is Quietly Chilling’

‘Colombiana’ Unrated Version Shoots It Out On Blu-ray™

Revenge is definitely a beautiful genre, especially when you’re talking about the Zoe Saldana thriller Colombiana.  The never-before-seen unrated version arrives on Blu-ray with UltraViloet and DVD on December 20th, and I for one, couldn’t be happier about it!  Colombiana is a scandalous blend of action, sex and violence and if you haven’t experienced it before, then what better way than to make Blu-ray your first time.  Here’s to hoping you fall in love with Colombiana like I did.  Check out the full press release below for more details. Continue reading ‘‘Colombiana’ Unrated Version Shoots It Out On Blu-ray™’

Yes: Symphonic Live (Blu-ray Review)

The thing about the hypnotic band Yes is that it is a love-it or hate-it type of band. I wouldn’t classify myself as a hater per say, but I’m not at all a fan of their style of music. I find the whole “hippie” style of music quite irritating and way oversold to an extent that it becomes even unbearable (especially at its insane running time of 194 minutes). However, I did enjoy a couple of their songs and the Blu-ray features great video and audio, but again, with all of these Eagle Rock Blu-rays, it lacks in the special features department.  Continue reading ‘Yes: Symphonic Live (Blu-ray Review)’

‘Tis The Season: ‘Paranormal Activity 3’ (Movie Review)

Like it or hate it, its Halloween season and you know what that means.  No!  It’s not another Saw movie.  I think we all kind of had enough of those after the last stinker.  Instead, it’s the new Saw-like franchise of the 10’s that took the world by storm in 2009, Paranormal Activity.  That’s right ladies and gentleman.  Paranormal Activity, aptly titled Paranormal Activity 3, is back with a vengeance, but this time around the third outing serves as a prequel, set some 18 years prior to the events of the first two connected films.  The low budget, supernatural horror film hits theaters this Friday, October 21st, but you can read all about my first impressions below before heading out in this never-ending rainy weather, depending upon where you live of course.  In hindsight, I suppose the dreary weather most of us are experiencing serves a purpose as a most righteous backdrop for horror films and Halloween.  ‘Tis the season! Continue reading ‘‘Tis The Season: ‘Paranormal Activity 3’ (Movie Review)’

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 3D/2D (Blu-ray Review)

From Disney and producer Jerry Bruckheimer comes all the fun, epic adventure and humor that ignited the original.  Johnny Depp returns as as the one and only Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.  A tale of truth, betrayal, youth, demise – and mermaids!  When Jack crosses paths with a woman from his past (Penélope Cruz), he’s not sure if it’s love or if she’s a ruthless con artist using him to find the fabled Fountain of Youth.  Forced aboard the ship of the most feared pirate ever, Jack doesn’t know who to fear more – Blackbeard (Ian McShane) or the woman from his past.  The first movie in a proposed second Pirates trilogy, Pirates of the CaribbeanOn Stranger Tides as directed by Rob Marshall, is filled with eye-popping battle scenes, mystery and all-out wit. Continue reading ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 3D/2D (Blu-ray Review)’

Craig Ferguson: Does This Need To Be Said? (DVD Review)

The feisty Late, Late Night host is bringing the laughs to your living room in this feature length comedy concert DVD that is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and plenty of other things. *snare* Craig Ferguson: Does This Need To Be Said is brisk in content running time, only a mere 65 minutes in length, but that’s more than enough time to get your laugh on. Craig Ferguson: Does This Need To Be Said is also NOT RATED, so you best believe the Scotsman will bring it all to the stage.   Let’s keep it going.  Continue reading ‘Craig Ferguson: Does This Need To Be Said? (DVD Review)’

The Trip (DVD Review)

When a newspaper offers Steve Coogan (24 Hour Party People, Tropic Thunder, and Around the World in 80 Days) the chance to review a series of fine restaurants in the English countryside, he thinks it will make for a lovely getaway with his girlfriend Mischa (Margo Stilley, the daring star of Winterbottom’s 9 Songs).  When Mischa backs out, Rob Brydon (TV’s Little Britain, Oliver Twist) – Coogan’s best friend and source of eternal aggravation – fills in as a less-than-ideal travel companion. In semi-fictional performances using largely improvised dialogue from these two real-life friends (the co-stars of Winterbottom’s similar reality/fiction mash-up Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story), Coogan and Brydon can’t help but try to outdo each other as they endure long car rides between meal after meal. Continue reading ‘The Trip (DVD Review)’