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Vampires Still Suck Even on Blu-ray

They give it “two fangs up.”  They even say it’s the year’s funniest spoof movie.  I say, who wants to review this movie for me?  I want nothing to do with it.  It mocks my people.  But anyway, my job is to report the news, not give my opinion.  Sorry.  What was I thinking?  Check […]