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Tag Archive for 'Amber Heard'

‘Machete Kills’: The Border Strikes Back (Movie Review)

I have a lot to say about Machete Kills, the latest Mexploitation film from director Robert Rodriguez.  A lot of it may be negative, as the film, overall, tries too hard, despite having plenty of ideas and a wonderful ensemble cast, consisting of anyone who apparently had a free weekend at some point to come […]

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‘Machete Kills’ & Gets Laid Doing So…Again! (Movie Review)

Machete Kills represents everything that’s wrong with Hollywood, sexploitation, extreme gore, bad dialogue, ridiculous plot and action sequences…you name it.  But why do I love it so much?!  Because it’s so much God d@mn fun!  That’s why!  If you can’t let go and have a fun time with a Machete flick, then you’re a robot!  […]

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‘All The Boys Love Mandy Lane’…’Til Death! (Movie Review)

All The Boys Love Mandy Lane can now be finally seen by all.  The first thing to really say is ‘Mandy Lane’ is an effective horror feature that trades in true originality for solid horror craftsmanship.  There is a lot one can unpack in explaining the history behind how this film made back in 2006 […]

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The Rum Diary (Blu-ray Review)

Based on the novel by Hunter S. Thompson, The Rum Diary, follows itinerant journalist Paul Kemp (Johnny Depp) on an alcohol-fueled journey across the pristine island of Puerto Rico. Adopting the rum-soaked life of the island, Paul soon becomes obsessed with Chenault (Amber Heard) the wildly attractive fiancée of Sanderson (Aaron Eckhart), an American businessman […]

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Go Gonzo With ‘The Rum Diary’

In the 1998 Terry Gilliam film Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, which has Johnny Depp playing one of the various incarnations of writer Hunter S. Thompson, you could use many different adjectives and phrases to describe it, but a decidedly fun romp is not the one I would immediately jump to.  With The Rum […]

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The Rum Diary (Movie Review)

How often in life do we meet people that we know are just a perfect piece in our puzzle of life? Johnny Depp and Hunter S. Thompson’s friendship began in a bar, Christmas 1994 Aspen, Colorado not far from Thompson’s home. The two bonded instantly the first time they met. Johnny was a fan of […]

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John Carpenter’s ‘The Ward’ (Blu-ray Review)

All good things come to those who wait.  That’s what they say, right?  Well, I’ve been patiently waiting for my favorite director of all time to make a full feature film for about ten years now and here we are ten years later with the master of horror’s newest feature film entitled The Ward. After […]

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Drive Angry 2D/3D (Blu-ray Review)

Drive Angry has made this Nicolas Cage fan very angry.  I’m angry at Nicolas Cage for seemingly being unable or unwilling to turn down a movie role.  Listening to the audio commentary, the director says Nicolas Cage read the script and said “I have to do this movie.”  Saturday Night Live (SNL) does a skit […]

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‘Drive Angry’ Made Me Aggravated That There Wasn’t More Angry Driving

This is strange, but I am going to have to both judge this movie, while defending Piranha 3D.  I think Piranha was the kind of film where I could have written the exact same review and assign it either a 1 star or a 4 star rating (which is what I ended up doing).  That […]

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John Carpenter’s “The Ward” Gets A Release Date…

In the UK .  It’s a start.  Warner Brothers has acquired the UK rights to release the latest horror film from horror master John Carpenter.  It’s been ten years since John Carpenter released a film theatrically.  That film was John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars which has gone on to become a cult hit.  John Carpenter’s […]

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Comic-Con 2010: Drive Angry 3D

I’m finally scraping the bottom of the barrel with all my Comic-Con 2010 coverage, but that doesn’t mean the following stories are any less important than the others.  I usually save some of the best for last.  Usually.  Drive Angry 3D is a hard R-rated action/adventure that was filmed in Real 3D and proudly features […]

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